Monday, May 10, 2010


Eye Halve A Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.


Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rarely ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.


-- Sauce unknown

5 comments:

  1. This is a fun poem - thanks for this. Where did you find this? It's a bit like reading Middle English, isn't it? I think that I'll have to steal the "pea sea" when someone asks me the kind of computer I use.

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  2. Very cute poem. Normally I am not into this kind of poetry but I think its great to get some insight into middle english poetry and have your mind engage in some of that.

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  3. That's awesome. Spell check is so unreliable...all the more reason to know what you're doing!

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  4. Ha! George Bernard Shaw would love it.

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